Monday, 29 December 2008

Bill Bailey on Footballers

Bill Bailey is a genius. I got his Tinselworm DVD for christmas. He's at his best when launching into slightly abstract and lengthy descriptions of things, here's how he describes footballers:

"A bunch of vein, illiterate, millionaire, borderline rapists, who's job it is to shepherd a bit of leather into a badly made outdoor cupboard"

Nice.

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